Jane Thomas Noland Fat is not a . . .
Mark Twain There is a charm . . .
P.G. Wodehouse She looked as if . . .
Robert Quillen Another good reducing exercise . . .
Author Unknown Don't go out of . . .
Gertrude Louise Cheney All people are made . . .
Author Unknown If you hang your . . .
Daniel L. Worona DIET HUMOR QUOTE I . . .
Daniel L. Worona DIETER I ONLY EAT . . .
Woriginal Daniel L. Worona CHEESECAKE IS NOT FATTENING . . .
Earlene Fowler I am on my . . .
SUMNER REDSTONE In reference to sensible . . .
Author Unknown Don’t dig your grave . . .
Author Unknown The cardiologist’s diet If . . .
Paula Poundstone I’ve decided that perhaps . . .
Totie Fields I’ve been on a . . .
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Albert Einstein, who discovered . . .
Sandra J. Dykes Forget love - I’d . . .
Author Unknown Food has replaced sex . . .
Texas Guinan I go up and . . .
Jennifer Greene Duncan I’m allergic to food. . . .
John Milton And join with thee . . .
Jon Wynne-Tyson We must develop a . . .
Jonathan Swift The best doctors in . . .
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu Be plain in dress, . . .
P.J. O'Rourke Imagine of all of . . .
Ralph Waldo Emerson I do not wish . . .
Author Unknown The road to success . . .
Thomas Jefferson The sovereign invigorator of . . .
Carl Sandburg The time for action . . .
Erma Bombeck A friend doesn’t go . . .
Wayne Callaway It’s not women’s fault . . .
Thomas Shadwell. Hope is a very . . .
Naomi Campbell. I never diet. I . . .
Julia Child The only time to . . .
Author Unknown It's strange but true. . . .
Ray Richardson “I think his chances . . .
Amare Stoudemire “That kind of scared . . .
Shawn Wayans The Real Slim Shady.” . . .
Karen Brown “It's a little different . . .
Jennifer Duffy “I see Democrats picking . . .
Dave Mitchell “Later in the season, . . .
Ellen MacArthur “Francis has set us . . .
Mary Austin “You know, the chances . . .
Serena Williams “I'm disappointed but there's . . .
Will Ferrell “One of the challenges . . .
Calvin Klein “The look is really . . .
Dr. James Anderson “[Incorporate meal replacement products . . .
Jim Nelson “a slim [application] that . . .
Dick Armey “My own view is . . .
Michael Redd “If we didn't score . . .
John White “Just say they took . . .
Dave Winer very, very slim participation.” . . .
Darren Sharper “I have about 20 . . .
Pervez Musharraf “Now eight days are . . .
Trent Duffy “The window of opportunity . . .
Jim Tracy “It's going to be . . .
Mark Calcavecchia “I'd like to see . . .
Antoine Walker “He looked great. Better . . .
Julian McMahon “The reason we've always . . .
David Healy “They've got a hell . . .
William Daley “To be frank with . . .
Tom Fisher “It's been pretty slim . . .
Kenny Neal “Slim died right when . . .
Ariel Sharon “At the moment, the . . .
Peter Hayes “Realistically, the chances of . . .
Jerry Calhoun “The chances of that . . .
Yasuhiro Yoshikawa “If the conditions are . . .
Richard Lobb “It only comes from . . .
John Casesa “They just want to . . .
William Dickens “There's an awful lot . . .
Andy Neff “The odds of Gateway . . .
Jim Silver “I think Toys R . . .
Jane Gross “Over and over, these . . .
Mitchell Katz “It's saying that the . . .
Steven Blair “There is a misdirected . . .
Adam Myers “There are no clinical . . .
Lona Sandon “If you do not . . .
Thomas Wadden “We now realize that . . .
Thomas Wadden “Weight loss medications helped . . .
Thomas Wadden “Our findings indicate that . . .
Aron Buchman “Our understanding of Alzheimer's . . .
Jean Fain “The country is getting . . .
Judith Stern “The main thing in . . .
Kathleen Zelman “The weight loss comes . . .
Rachel Johnson “The internet has enormous . . .
Rebecca Johnson “The results of the . . .
Jan Holman “It's like losing weight. . . .
Martin Binks “If people experience benefits . . .
Martin Binks “You reap a lot . . .
Martin Binks “I would have expected . . .
Martin Binks “Improvements in the quality . . .
Vince Morris “Before, we were catching . . .
Angela Hefel “There's no quick fix. . . .
Jim Davis “Fad diets are just . . .
Angie Stewart “We can eat anything . . .
Angie Stewart “Any 'diet' that is . . .
Leslie Fontenot “We're so desperate for . . .
Lisa Dorfman “I'm not sure without . . .
Walter Willett “This does very strongly . . .
Jeff Tracy “They're tired of one-point . . .
Jen Cully “Give it a chance . . .
Souza “People who get this . . .
Cathy Nonas “We know that a . . .
Deborah Muoio “The cells of obese . . .
Beth Dziengelewski “As part of treatment . . .
Rob McKenna “Weight loss programs and . . .
Brian D. Duscha “A second very important . . .